Tuesday 18 March 2008

Carbon Neutrality

I was thinking (some might argue a first for me)....and I've never been one to be sucked into this whole Carbon Neutral thing (after all our whole world is made up of Carbon...its not like we're made up of Sulphur or Neon is it)....anyway that wasn't my point....my point is...shouldn't you get Carbon Neutral bonus points for growing a moustache..surely the otherwise waste product (body hair) is expensive to remove, in the former of metallic razor blades, and it would also stop you from eating certain foods, as they'll get stuck in your upper lip and finally on the premise that you are saving energy by heating your upper lip.... If this is the case then I suggest we petition Greenpeace to start a petition....screw Japanese Whaling....Screw Nuclear Waste,Kyoto protocol - boring, Amazon destruction-been doing it for years, endangered species (only if they're cute and cuddly mind you) are just attention seeking organisms (a bit like Rove).....so Greenpeace I say...get your shit together and recognise the Mo for what it is.....a revolutionary way for men to stay Carbon Neutral and save the environment.....now just wait until I come up with an environmental argument to justify the drinking of beer in school playgrounds.....I swear I need to become a policy advisor....

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